Things Morticians Say A Funny Coloring Book

Do you know someone who is fascinated by death or who has a slightly macabre sense of humor and love (ok, slight tolerance) for puns and word play? Or are you in need of some funny phrases to help reduce the stress of your dead end job as the last responder?

If so, then this book is for you!

What you will love about this book:

• 30 hilarious designs. This coloring book has 30 phrases that will have you dying laughing or at least chuckling as you have a morgue-arita.
• No swear words. Just some phrases to lift your spirits. Plus a few humerus dad jokes and morbid puns.
• High quality. All of our coloring books have been thoroughly proofread. Guaranteed to be typo-free, with no spelling or grammatical errors!
• Large size. 8.5 by 11 inch pages of high-resolution printing for crisp clear images
• Single-sided. Separately printed sheets with black backs to reduce bleed-through to allow you to relax and reduce stress with markers, colored pencils or crayons.

Enjoy hours of laughter and stress relief!

Some example phrases include:

• I have a dead end job
• A burial plot is the last thing you need
• Real friends help you move bodies
• People are dying to meet me