Do you need a light-hearted gift for a nurse? Something that isn’t too crude or disrespectful to patients, while still poking fun at the realities of nursing? (Pun Intended.)

Or perhaps you are a nurse who needs to relieve enough stress to figure out whether you need food or sleep more? Trick question: You need to pee.

Featuring 30 hilarious phrases nurses want to say but can’t. Without swear words because sometimes swearing is inappropriate.

Some example phrases include:
• I’ve Got 99 Problems, And Paperwork Is All Of Them
• Don’t Confuse Your Internet Search With My Nursing Degree
• My Superpower Is Sleeping For 5 Minutes And Feeling Like I’ve Had A Full Night’s Rest