Funny Things Music Teachers Want to Say at School but Can’t

Do you need a light-hearted gift for a music teacher? Or perhaps you are a music teacher who needs a little stress relief after long days of telling students to practice, practice, practice?

If so, then this book is for you!

What you will love about this book:

  • 30 hilarious designs. This coloring book has 30 funny phrases with mandala backgrounds.
  • No Swear words. Sometimes swearing is inappropriate.
  • English teacher approved! All of our coloring books have been thoroughly proofread. Guaranteed to be typo-free, with no spelling or grammatical errors!
  • Large size. 8.5 by 11 inch pages of high-resolution printing for crisp clear images.
  • Single-sided. Separately printed sheets with black backs to reduce bleed-through to allow you to relax and reduce stress with markers, colored pencils or crayons.

Enjoy hours of laughter and stress relief!

Some example phrases include:

  • Fortissimo Does Not Mean As Loud As Physically Possible
  • Music Is Not A Free Period
  • I Don't Always Sing. Oh Wait Yes I Do.
  • Not Everything Is A Drum

Book Details

Imprint: Rainbow Lada Press ISBN: 979-8-89035-160-9 Publication Date: May 3, 2026