Dad Jokes For My Second Favorite Parent

I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes they even make him laugh.

Have you ever been at a graduation or wedding or other serious event and asked: "You know what would make this day even more special?" And then you stand up and say: "Bread, eggs, sugar, milk...Oh sorry, that's French toast."

Features:

• Nearly 700 puns and one-liners organized by when you can use them
• Large print for "dad" eyes
• 6x9 inches
• Great way to inspire the next generation of dads
• Perfect gift for your second favorite parent for Father's Day, his birthday, or a Thursday

What is a dad joke anyway?

A dad joke is something that looks like a joke, but it isn't. You can recognize a dad joke because when you tell it people groan or roll their eyes.

Some samples jokes include

• I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
• What's green and not too heavy? Light green.
• I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

With this book, you'll never again be at a loss for words. Whether you're at a funeral (There's mortal life than just puns), a family vacation (Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaaahamas), or just driving your kid to school (What did the buffalo say to his child on the first day of school? Bison), you'll always have the perfect pun or joke ready to embarrass your kid.

I know you're tired of dad jokes, but I want to say one.

One.